Fantasy Debutante Commissioner's Blog

February 19, 2013

Farewell to the 2013 Season

Filed under: Uncategorized — The Commissioner @ 1:07 pm

The Commissioner has a few parting thoughts as she draws the curtain on the 2012-2013 season. First and foremost a huge THANK YOU to RexComus for not entering his White Gloved Wonders into the e-Division; giving those oh so deserving Rebels a chance to shine.

Congratulations to Uptown Crowns for taking the Chestnut Division in a photo finish with Lakeview Levees. Surely this will encourage further stalking from the Crowns owner and a run on drafting for all future debs named Helen courtesy of the Levees strange….yet obviously effective…..drafting strategy.

And once again, despite a continued reign as the premier division in the league, the Ladies of the Chestnut Division failed to produce the 2013 NOFDL World Champion. This honor falls to the LaSallian Division’s Robbotantes! (Granted…..when one is competing against such debutante drafting phenoms as Boa Babes…..the lowest scoring team in the league……perhaps it’s easy to take the title.)

Congratulations also go to Miss Nina Sloss, Queen of Carnival 2013 on being the highest scoring debutante of the season with 445 points. Strangely her inclusion on their teams was not enough to elevate either Lo or Northshore Sustainer to a win. (Miss Anne Kock, Queen Comus 2012 remains the highest scoring deb of all time with a score of 485 points for the 2011-2012 season.)

As always, The 2013 Coterie included a debutante who managed to appear in NOTHING. BUT, quite unexpectedly, NO ONE was fooled into drafting Miss Mycah Smith to a 2013 team! (Actually, The Commish is quite shocked that Miss Smith was not Biddy’s first round draft choice.) Nice job team owners….maybe you are FINALLY getting the hang of this game.

A special shout out to Miss Ella Bright, Queen of Carnival 2012. The Commissioner is saddened that your photo was not included in the TP Rex-Comus write-up. You looked stunning and The Commish will likely NEVER have a more fabulous or surreal moment than sharing a flask with you during the Meeting of the Courts.

Thanks to everyone who played, commented, e-mailed, visited the site, and of course….asked The Commish to dance this season. Can’t wait to “see” you all next year!!

February 17, 2013

Rex and Comus in Print

Filed under: Uncategorized — The Commissioner @ 10:09 am

Is it just The Commissioner’s copy or are these pictures TERRIBLE?

The Commish is going to check for on-line copies and return with commentary.

February 13, 2013

Preliminary Final Scores Have Been Posted!

Filed under: Uncategorized — The Commissioner @ 7:30 pm

This is the part where all of you who are actually paying attention point out all of the Commissioner’s mistakes.

Speak now……..

Crunching numbers……

Filed under: Uncategorized — The Commissioner @ 12:14 pm

The Commish is tallying final scores……with one hand…….while holding an ice pack on her head with the other. This Mardi Gras stuff is exhausting!

(Electric Sliding down St. Charles Avenue for hours in steel-toe boots didn’t help either.)

February 8, 2013

Thanks D’Etat….

Filed under: Uncategorized — The Commissioner @ 9:55 pm

…..for another great parade.

And for feeling The Commissioner’s pain!


Really Hermes?!

Filed under: Uncategorized — The Commissioner @ 12:15 pm

Choosing a previous year’s deb as your queen is so 2012.

February 7, 2013


Filed under: Uncategorized — The Commissioner @ 9:28 am


Thanks, Mystery.

February 6, 2013

Scores Updated….

Filed under: Uncategorized — The Commissioner @ 2:16 pm

…..and it looks like several teams had a very big weekend. Of course, the LaSallian Misfits are not part of this group…..having scored ZERO points for Dorians, PofP, and EofO! Despite both this lack of a showing and a firmly entrenched last place ranking in their division, the Misfits still manage to have more points than Chestnut teams Biddy and Gretna Forklift Foot. That’s just sad, ladies.

February 5, 2013

Site Problems

Filed under: Uncategorized — The Commissioner @ 10:11 am

Anyone else having trouble with disappearing comments? Had a few questions about it. Try clicking on the “Comments RSS” on the right hand side of the page if you are missing comments. For whatever reason, they show up in that view.

February 4, 2013

Hellllloooooo, Puck?! I’m RIGHT heeeeere!!!!

Filed under: Uncategorized — The Commissioner @ 5:51 pm

An Elves of Oberon limo just drove right past Chez Commish! Surely they meant to stop here and pick her up. WTH?!

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